You know, I really love living in rural Michigan. The deer in the fields, and yes, crossing roads so be careful. The geese honking overhead or filling a newly chopped corn field. An occasional hawk or blue heron in the sky. The summer smells of hay and dusty roads. The slip-sliding of sanded but unsalted winter roads. Cattle grazing in the fields. Baby calves, kitties and the fair.
And the signs. I remember a sign at the co-op advertising pig ears at one time. That was up for quite a while. Now the local Tractor Supply Store has a sign proclaiming "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder $4.99"
What is Anti-Monkey Butt Powder? And don't you just love the mental images conjured up by that name?