I was looking back at last year's poems. You can find them by browsing April 2015 in the sidebar. This little ditty is no less appropriate now than it was last year.
Stash? What Stash?
A chubby old lady with knitting
Was asked, "Do you think that it's fitting?
To have enough yarn
To cover a barn?"
She replied "There is nothing that I am admitting."
This is especially fitting, seeing that I recently took advantage of my birthday discount to add to the aforementioned stash.